Firstly, keep calm and don’t panic. You read correctly – Thamesbury is indeed having a huge boxing day sale where all are welcome; pets, young people, old people, men, women and aliens – we don’t discriminate. There are very limited stocks left in this year-end sale, and everything is while stocks last – we shan’t be re-stocking until January 2015.
Bring your boxing gloves because Boxing Day may get ‘literal’ while people fight for their favourites, while stocks last. We’re offering 30% storewide for one time a year only and here’s some tips to help you withstand survival mode.
1. Add items to your wish list in advance –
If you like the look of an item today, keep it safe in your wish list for easy access on the day. The sale lasts only 24hours so make the most of the window.
2. Get some much needed sleep the day before –
Earlier sleep means earlier waking time, which will give you an advantage over the sleepy heads that didn’t get to bed until the early hours – besides, it’s much easier than camping outside the store in the freezing cold.
3. Have your card ready –
We all know that the ‘safe place’ is a place you put something you want to keep safe, that’s never to be found again, so make sure your card is next to your computer and you’ve spent enough times memorising the numbers just in case.
4. Practice your typing skills –
The Boxing Day sale is survival of the fittest, and sluggish fingers will be left behind! Get to flexing those fingers – only the strongest survive! Familiarise yourself with your name, address and all other relevant details. If you don’t know them already, you probably shouldn’t be shopping.
5. Don’t drink liquids –
This is especially for those with a bulging wish list; under no circumstances must you take toilet breaks. Toilet breaks can seriously harm your chances of bagging the prize. Tena Lady are available at all leading supermarkets, grab yours today.
Boxing Day Sale starts at 0:00 on 26th December 2014 and ends 23:59 on the same day. Enjoy!